Maurice Kirya Lists Unique Ways Couples Can Avoid Divorce
You know that old joke where a patient tells a doctor, “It hurts when I bend like this,” and the doctor replies, “Then do not bend like that?”
That is the exact kind of advice Maurice Kirya just gave, only this time about relationships.
The singer-songwriter posted on X about divorce, pointing to cheating, parenting disagreements, and money problems as the biggest causes.
He then added his own moral of the story: “Be broke, do not have kids, and do not get caught.”
They say the top 3 causes of divorce are infidelity, parenting disagreements, and money.
Moral of the story: be broke, don’t have kids, and don’t get caught. 😅— Maurice Kirya (@mauricekirya) January 26, 2026
Many people online quickly saw the humor, though some were not impressed.
Others played along with the joke, with one user commenting, “Main cause is marriage.”
Main cause is marriage
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So maybe, to avoid a problem, you simply avoid the whole situation that could lead to it later on.
And not all advice is meant to be deep or thoughtful, some of it just has to be random.
Right or wrong, Maurice Kirya is clearly not looking at life the ordinary way.
